Fun fact: Texas is bigger than the Milky Way galaxy
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· 8 years ago
See, it's a common misconception that Alaska is "bigger" than Texas. The truth is that 68.3% of what is considered "land" in Alaska is nothing more than ice. This is why us Texans are so committed to global warming and melting said ice - so we can expose the people in Alaska for the frauds they are.
As a Texan I can confirm this. Driving from Dallas to Houston takes months if there's no traffic. Also the little Texas is Cowboy Craig's ranch and we have to be very quiet around him or he gets mad and sets his cows free and they rampage over the whole state.
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