I think I'll pass

I won't even reach into cold dishwasher and you guys talking opening the opossums vagina and check for babies??? That's not for me, buddy.

Thats not a vag,its pouch.

First make sure 100% that the opossum is dead. Beacuse we had one in our yard once and it did the play dead thing for almost an hour. We tried to get it to move and even poked it with a stick. Nothing it wasn't till my Dad picked it up by its tail and walked over to the trash and he had it over the trash can did it snap out of it freak out try to bite him and run off into the woods.
So yeah do this for sure to save the babies but make DAMN SURE its dead.

Why the fuck would I save the spawn of Satan's children though???

Don't touch dead animals. They could have diseases like rabies.

I might be mistaken here but if the opossum is like most mammals those babies will die anyways without their mother, you'd have to take them to a shelter

Three blind mice see how they run they run right up the long dark street without a light and could not see cause they are three blind mice