Yummy vase

I thought in Russia, chocolate eats you.

Friends of mine used to have russian street musicians stay in their house during their stay in summer, and they always brought chocolate as a thank-you gift and I dunno, it really tasted awful, all frowsty and more like some dried up insulating compound than candy, and the dark chocolate looked pretty much like on the picture. I don't know if that's representative for russian chocolate but in our circle "russian chocolate" is a synonym for "Yuck!"

Chocolate (cocoa + latté) . This so called chocolate not only doesnt have a drop of milk, it also doesn't have cocoa. We call them sugar tablets...It's entirely made of burnt sugar, and it tastes like piece of paper coloured with pencil graphite entirely. It's babushka (matryoshka) shaped. And hard as toblerone, which is weird cause it's hollow.