Things can mean two things

My stomach can't handle it. Which is strange, as it can happily take half a bottle of vodka without grumbling

Beer makes my throat swell shut. I can drink anything else though. Ugh, vodka. I have mixed emotions about that drink :)

Well, you need to follow through with those mixed emotions and mix that vodka!

Vodka & OJ = Screwdriver
Blue curacao, vodka and OJ = Sonic Screwdriver
Vodka & orange soda = Fizzy Screwdriver
Vodka & orange Monster = Late-night Screwdriver

Then of course there's vodka & cranberry, vodka & tonic mixed with cranberry seltzer is lovely, vodka and Fresca I've heard is nice. Don't forget the Black and White Russians.
And of course, a Vodka Martini.

...Jesus :^D
I like Screwdrivers

Smitty clearly knows his drinks

One of my favorites is a snakebite which is cider lager and vodka

A bit... I'm going through sort of a vodka phase at the moment, experimenting with variations on the screwdriver as the list above may tell you.
A new one I tried last night you might call the Late-night Screwed Grape is purple (grape) Monster and vodka. It's nice.

And of course the Vodka Martini, you can't go wrong with one of those.
I like my Martinis like my women, just a little bit dirty.

he changed up the gay acronym so now he is a against gays?

i dont thing OC meant he hated gays. i think he just meant he wasnt gay.

The Not Gays, or as TV Tropes calls it Have I Mentioned I'm Heterosexual, is a trope wherein a character has to prove his heterosexuality by doing something so wildly masculine it turns into a farce.

you can never judge by appearances

thanks for elaborating.