But it feels like a stranger, which is nice

I left handed at writing and other stuff. But my right hand is better for other tasks. I guess both my hands are confused.

But SPORTS and CUTLERY tho

broke my arm, had to learn to be ambidextrous.

My right hand is more refined and better at delicate tasks, but my left hand has a better grip, so I'm able to do one-handed pull-ups with it a lot easier.

Not funny.
Can we all agree that twittards shouldn't be posted on FS?