10/10 love that spice

It's lemon and lime. 0% spice.

The fizzy fizz, 100% spice

Dr Pepper is spicy. It contains spices. Sprite is lemon and lime.

If ya think bubbles are spicy you've never had Indian food

Sprite is S P I C E E
Jeez guys

No, sprite is for vodka and amaretto sours.

Sprite is for tummy aches and making little kids happy by thinking you've given them soda

Sprite is for when you have a cold or flu.

I am white, can confirm Sprite is spicy

I am white... (- _ -)

Am a e s t h e t i c hi$panic,
$price is spicy indeed.
I like to listen to Drake and drink $price.
And v a p e w 3 3 d

What the hell did I just read

You witnessed greatness.
You ungrateful fool.
You don't appreciate the fact that you got to witness such a sentence through modern technology.
You don't even deserve to use the internet.
I am the best and you better know it.
I'm done taking shit from you people.

Kewl dude
You keep vaping and doing your thing

...and that's how you have to keep people off your back on this site.
I hate being such an asshole.
But I realized sometimes you gotta do it.
No hate.

Maybe that was a bit of an overreaction lol
Though, I must say, it's kinda awesome what shit you come up with when your inner slim shady comes out, and just get fed up with bullshit.
I think SassyPotter actually taught me something today.
Thank you, SassyPotter.
Brought to you by $pri¢e.
I think I overdosed on $pri¢e.
*dies*