That first one

A windowless van that says "free candy!"

A dude wearing all black in a shadowy alleyway at night offering "fidget spinners" and "things that little kids like"

Hannibal Lecter saying he'd like to have me for dinner

Me saying I'm going to make you feel better

Me holding a sign thats says 'Lets be just friends '?

Drumpf.

Thats from a website called things i trust more than hillary clinton