I had a babysitter who divorced her husband and they had a custody battle over their dogs that lasted 3 years. By the time they reached an agreement the husband had moved across the contry so they had to fly their dogs to eachother every few weeks
My mother pretty much gave my younger brother to a demon so that she, and me from the future could live, and then died in a fiery blaze, causing my father to go pretty much insane about tracking the demon down, and dragged us along with him. He died, we died multiple times, my mom came back to life, and then other shit happened.
(come on please at least one of you read Heroes of Olympus)