Budget cuts suck

You gotta flinstone that bitch to pick up the speed and fly away

next would be strap passengers in to the airplane wings to save space

This is where capitalism proves it's worth.
Vote with your wallets, people.

So rather than only like 6 people a row they can fit more in. A claustrophobic hell.

There's no way the FAA would allow that to happen.

so instead of seatbelt, we gonna have standbelt :)

That airline is probably Ryanair

Can we at least sit on the floor?

*sheep noises*
Baaaaaaaa!

This is how I know I'm a cheap bastard, because I'd definitely be willing to do that.
Probably be the only way I could fly anywhere outta state.

The post under this fits perfectly