My people are kray af. The caring is sincerely appreciated though. Thank you.

*alien guy* Texans!..

And the jokes are appreciated too. <3

Yeah, we really just don't give a fuck.
And I don't give a fuck about Plankton.

My mom wrote to me on facebook saying you know, me and your dad always dreamed about shore front property and looks like we are going to finally get what we always wanted lmao

Texans are weird...lol

Who is weirder: Texans or Floridians?