I wish trees approach me

Yes.

"Average" is relative anyway. Besides, I hate to keep beating this drum, but I'd be more interested in what she's thinking and has to say. Hobbies, her musical tastes.

That girl is about as average as Scarlett Johansson

Same thing is an average looking guy like me approached a girl... I hope

Hell yeah, I'd talk to a tree if it made the first move. I'd revolutionize science. A girl, now, I'm not too sure.

Yo what would trees have to say? Coz they're like, suuuuper old and shit. They could be like, the next Aristotle or something

Average? Abso-fucking-lutely. A cave troll? No. The thing is... it has to be more obvious than you think. We are simple creatures. I don't have the fingers to count how many girls approached me with what they thought was "forward" without knowing it until afterwards.
Captain Hindsight.

I would get into a relationship with air if it made the first move.

Average = = Better than half of girls..
For sure..

A talking tree!!! Man I don't need no girl if I got a talking tree

Ladies, here's a secret. Those of you who are "average" are still pretty good looking.