This kid has it all figured out

Or maybe he lives in Australia and that's his base. All the paths seem to lead from there

Let's be real, who DOESN'T have a thing for Australia?

Their accent makes my knees weak

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It isn't making proper use of all its resources

With spiders and kangaroos

Y doe we no threat

I think you mean Greenland. Iceland is the little one.

Because they will close the borders the second things start going south in any country. Someone sneezes in Europe? CONTAINMENT LOCKDOWN

Silly child! That's Southern Africa not the Middle East! You're nuking the wrong area.