Theft proof Purse

Or they found it but they were too rough with it so the purse still wouldn't open up for them.

I didn't think that was a purse at first

I'm just saying but, a woman or someone assigned female at birth would have no problem finding the zipper. So you'd still have theft.
I get the joke but. Yknow.

Jokes aside, that purse is very impractical

Hang on I'm still looking..

Me, as a virgin, have still seen actual vaginas, in porn of course, whatever you all know people do that
Any, is it really that difficult to find the clitoris???

Looked at this for a solid thirty seconds before realizing the joke. Like surely nobody is that dumb.

I see a button on the side, but a zipper??

But female thieves would.

Also, women only rarely let a man have a go at that zipper. Too tired, kids are awake, too busy playing Angry Birds, undefined bitchiness.

Fucking sexist, like only men steal