and the nobel prize goes to...

"Lanadelcunt"

She'll be broke within days

That's a really familiar looking map

The stupid level is off the charts!

Except the second card is for "Miss AF Murray" which has a different last name than her first (let's pretend she got married between), but also a different middle initial, and The expiration date on the "new card" doesn't line up.

Did we all wake up one day and forget trolls were a thing? Seriously. The names, banks and dates are different.