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How to Fight Wild Animals
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geluregis
· 6 years ago
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Good luck with that hippo, or if the bear decides to pounce or drop its weight on you
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flyingoctopus
· 6 years ago
Thanks for the tips. Imma go beat up wildlife
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frostbite
· 6 years ago
Who the fuck would fight a bear?
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flyingoctopus
· 6 years ago
Me. Now I would anyway
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deleted
· 6 years ago
Mystikal would
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rosalinas
· 6 years ago
Punching Hippo in the balls is illegal?
Like it's okay to punch it in the face, stomach and such
But don't punch hippo in the balls cause there is an official paper work saying you can not punch hippo in the balls
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geluregis
· 6 years ago
Hippos have internal testes. Unless you knew Hokuto Shinken, you'd have a hard time punching those balls.
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regretfulforeigner
· 6 years ago
I'm not really sure any of these would work tbh, conventional weaponry would tho
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deleted
· 6 years ago
I thought these would work, but got to the gorilla and saw the first step and was like "oh hell no"
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funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
the hippo one was hilarious.
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unicornsession
· 6 years ago
When I saw the kangaroo one, I legit thought it was real advice, just from someone stupid.
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guest
· 6 years ago
Butwhat if the hippo a female?
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promanchild
· 6 years ago
Today's lesson: don't fight a gorilla.
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thedarksmudge
· 6 years ago
I love how it says Kangaroos have small arms... Just look at the pictures in this response
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=167118121&p=1354763451&viewfull=1#post1354763451
deleted
· 6 years ago
it says they have thin arms not small
en3my81
· 6 years ago
Mcgregor vs Kangaroo
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Like it's okay to punch it in the face, stomach and such
But don't punch hippo in the balls cause there is an official paper work saying you can not punch hippo in the balls