I'm that friend

I, too, would rather be in a tiny boat with three scantily clad girls

What's that Blurred word?
Nuggas? Neggas? :D

those are nurse sharks... don't step on one or splash like a mongoloid on crack and you're just fine swimming with them.
Honestly you can hand-feed them if you aren't a total fucking moron.

Thank God the I was censored. Now people will just read it as Nggas, which sounds nothing like the word that was being censored.

I’d like to mention that there has been no fifth Jaws movie and this mention of Jaws 6 is annoying me. If I’m being honest Jaws 3 shouldn’t have been counted either

Those are nurse sharks. Very docile. You don't even need the boat I used to swim with them all the time