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Great! Women can have dead husbands' dicks and their is nothing wrong with it and I have sex with one womamln, ONE WOMAN, whom I digged out of her grave and I am a Necrophiliac, Creep,etc.
Pfft Double Standards!
After some thought... I have a really funny idea that i'd be down with if the scenario ever happens:
1) I get a wife
2) a caste of my dick is made
3) I die before her.
4) I'm cremated (I kinda wanna have my body, my whole body, launched in space... but this idea is so funny I'd consider cremation).
5) my ashes are used in conjunction with whatever else she wants her dildo to be made out of, using the caste of my dick. Sand + my ashes in a tube within the rest of the dildo would be cool, but that's not my choice.
6) I am immortalized in this dildo.
7) We can still get it on even though I'm dead.
8) When she dies, she buries the dildo with her.
9) Now I'm both cremated, buried and immortal with my wife.
Fucked up, but strangely romantic.
Pfft Double Standards!
1) I get a wife
2) a caste of my dick is made
3) I die before her.
4) I'm cremated (I kinda wanna have my body, my whole body, launched in space... but this idea is so funny I'd consider cremation).
5) my ashes are used in conjunction with whatever else she wants her dildo to be made out of, using the caste of my dick. Sand + my ashes in a tube within the rest of the dildo would be cool, but that's not my choice.
6) I am immortalized in this dildo.
7) We can still get it on even though I'm dead.
8) When she dies, she buries the dildo with her.
9) Now I'm both cremated, buried and immortal with my wife.
Fucked up, but strangely romantic.