I just drop dead

A bottle of ranch dressing. Dont ask

Probably a bottle of dr. Pepper

D&D dice set

1 EXP and a sword you've already gotten 100 times.

@vitanova

one of those items that're real crap but it matches with the rest of ur outfit so u use it anyway

Like 2 coins 'cause I'm broke

The one ring to rule them all

a medic poster. I carry him everywhere with me

A magic orb item that is so high level you might as well chuck it because you won’t get to that point any time soon

enhanced daedric armor.

Hopefully an empty search history

A special NPC that spawns into your world randomly and summons in a monsnter about 20 levels higher than you that is immune to your most commonly used attack.