Trick your visitors into thinking you have your shit together

This is pretty great. Honestly speaking though, I love a nice variety of tea

My family do all of this but that's just the way we like to live, ENDLESS PLANTS, ENDLESS TEA, shit tone of herbs cause cooking is great. Granted I live with my parents so it's kinda expected they have their shit together, I will use all of these tips when I move out

Another tip: Agapanthas are great to go in your yard. They're basically indestructible by nature.

I want that Biggie throw pillow

Trick your visitors into thinking you have your shit together by...having your shit together. What an amazing trick.

Okay but did anyone else understand the pillow? "I love/adore when they call me big poppa"

This is great but the amount of unnecessary profanity makes it really unfunny.

Commenting gor future reference

I would do the plant thing, but no one trusts me with them. Not because I’d kill the plant, but because my family always assumes I’m cultivating poison.