Why be afraid of the dead when you're already dead inside?
6 years ago by homeyo · 1473 Likes · 21 comments · Popular
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guest
· 6 years ago
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is the costume mandatory?
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mialinay
· 6 years ago
I fucking hope so
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deleted
· 6 years ago
As long as I can carry some form of self defence and can dress up as Death/ Baron Samedi or a really cool Day of the Dead (sugar skull kind not the horror film kind) costume then yeah go for it.
morebacon
· 6 years ago
Bitch I would do it for half that. Just pop some headphones in. That way you can hear all the creepy sounds. Btw what would one be doing for work in a cemetery at night?
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antongustavos
· 6 years ago
Salting and burning the bones of violent ghosts
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celticrose
· 6 years ago
Digging graves, keeping kids and squatters out, stopping vandals. All the fun stuff.
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deleted
· 6 years ago
Biggest part of the job would be keeping the necrophiliacs away xD
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fruit_salad
· 6 years ago
Fuck yes. Cemeteries are just a field with tons of rocks. Like they’re always well landscaped and everything. Fuckin beautiful some of them.
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mialinay
· 6 years ago
Hey you're back! :)
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fruit_salad
· 6 years ago
Hi!
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mialinay
· 6 years ago
Hi friend :)
guest_
· 6 years ago
Unequivocally and almost without qualification- yes. There is very little I wouldn't do for $100k a month, you could retire for life after a few years of work.
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rachee
· 6 years ago
100k a month? shit if i don't have to dig holes ill do it for 50k a year. Nice peaceful quiet job what's not to like? Some people are scared of the dead body buried there but there only humans this place was covered in dinosaurs at one time go for a walk and you could be walking of a T-rex corps now that's scary. Zombies would be a hell of a lot scarier if they were dinosaurs zombies.
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pokethebear
· 6 years ago
Who has the gif bookmarked?
pokethebear
· 6 years ago
I found it. https://m.imgur.com/gallery/TlDlGbr
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guest
· 6 years ago
Yes, yes I would
natethegreat
· 6 years ago
Well fuck yeah
zombie_slayr
· 6 years ago
Is that actually the pay??? Because screw mcdonalds then. Also, what do you have to do as "work"
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guest_
· 6 years ago
Lol. In real life? No. Nowhere near that. But you can make a decent living most places as a coroner, mortician, or similar and with realtively little schooling. Bonus points because the user name matches the post so well.
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morebacon
· 6 years ago
When I worked for Ford Motor Company, I drove a coroner home bc he dropped off a vehicle. He told me the very first time he picked up a body, it was in the back of the van in a body bag. The Person had been dead for hours. All of sudden the body sat straight up in the body bag. He said he freaked out so bad he swerved and hit a tree. Apparently dead bodies can still have severe muscle spasms after death.
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zombie_slayr
· 6 years ago
yeah, I know that. They also shit themselves when they die.
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