Alarm clock with HD night vision camera

Oh don't worry, I did

Good, so did I

I mean, if it’s your room and your property, no reason you can’t have hidden cameras.

no, but there was that guy with the airbnb that got caught with cameras hidden in the smoke alarms, said it was for "security"

There's a difference between having hidden cameras in your own home, and hidden cameras in a semi public place.