So this thing is almost as big as those mosquitos from Jumangi?? I shit my pants just from hearing normal bugs. If this thing hit the corner doing about mach 2 my heart would explode. No threat here my guy, keep on moving.
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Oh fuck, a flying tarantula?
I'm done with this shit, what is their fucking use?
OMG I HAVE THE BEST STORY ABOUT THESE GUYS lmao
I was living in AZ with my oldest brother who is DEADLY DEADLY AFRAID OF SPIDERS!
So one day he tells me bye he is going to work. We lived in an apartment building so he had to walk to the parking lot to get to his car which is by a large patch of dessert. When out of no where I hear a girl scream like she is being murdered. I freak out and grab the phone about to call 911. But than I hear wild banging on the front door and my brother is screaming LET ME IN.
He comes in out of breath almost to tears he keeps saying they can fly now we are all doomed.
What happen was he went to his car and he hears a buzzing sound he turned around and sees a tarantula flying towards him. SO HE SCREAMED, THREW HIS CAR KEYS AT IT AND RAN AWAY!!
Roflmfao
It was one of these monsters just taking it's food somewhere lol.
He had been living there for 2 years and I had only been there for 3 months and I HAD TO EXPLAIN WHAT THEY WERE TO HIM LMAO
Tarantula hawk is a parasitic wasp with one of the most painful stings on the planet
You really don't get bitten by one, but rather stung, and the professional, scientific advice you're given if you're stung by one of these is to lay down and scream .-.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm done with this shit, what is their fucking use?
I was living in AZ with my oldest brother who is DEADLY DEADLY AFRAID OF SPIDERS!
So one day he tells me bye he is going to work. We lived in an apartment building so he had to walk to the parking lot to get to his car which is by a large patch of dessert. When out of no where I hear a girl scream like she is being murdered. I freak out and grab the phone about to call 911. But than I hear wild banging on the front door and my brother is screaming LET ME IN.
He comes in out of breath almost to tears he keeps saying they can fly now we are all doomed.
What happen was he went to his car and he hears a buzzing sound he turned around and sees a tarantula flying towards him. SO HE SCREAMED, THREW HIS CAR KEYS AT IT AND RAN AWAY!!
Roflmfao
It was one of these monsters just taking it's food somewhere lol.
He had been living there for 2 years and I had only been there for 3 months and I HAD TO EXPLAIN WHAT THEY WERE TO HIM LMAO
Yes lol alot of sweet people on here lol
It is why I keep telling them because people say they like them.
I have fans lol
*Blushes so big eyes full disappear* lol
You really don't get bitten by one, but rather stung, and the professional, scientific advice you're given if you're stung by one of these is to lay down and scream .-.
But, man, if one *stung* me...ohhhhh boy.