Yep, we are evolving

Ooooooo good job. You almost over shot it. Ya might wanna pop yo BUM a little softer next time. Cause ya can put an eye out popping it to hard.

I have a very strong ass

BUTT with a strong ass comes a strong responsibility!! You must not let yo ass get away from you it will cause mASS destruction.

It's firmly attached to me, believe me.

I’m sure it is bro. BUTT I just gotta make sure ya keep it under control. One wrong pop of a cheek an then a small percent of us who survive will be trying to live under a nuclear radiation fallout cloud. Cause of a huge chain of events that will lead up to that. I really don’t want to deal with that right now. I got enough crap going on just to have that on my plate too. So for your family here on FS PLEASE take yo BUM seriously.

I take my ass very seriously.

Good to know that bro! I was hop....*throws two markers at yo BUM now!!

*makes them go into 2 different trashcans*

Oh my F-in goodness!! That is some freakin ASSewome ASS tricks ya got goin on bubba! Keep it up!!!

*hits a trashcan with my ass* Is this how you're supposed to do it?

No

Oh...

@captainjackharknes. Yeeeeaaaahhh I’m gonna haft to as ya to stop. You’re scaring the kids an I hate to hear them screaming/crying. When ya practice and perfected the BUM pop and get certified like grim is, then ya will be able to pop some markers into the trash. Not to put you down. You seem like ya got the heart to do it. Ya just need to practice ALOT!! Maybe do a montage an ya will have it down in no time!

*smashes more trashcans with my ass*

*kids loose their shit an start bawling their eyes out* AWWWWW SHIT LOOK WHAT YA DONE!!!

*obliterates the trashcan with my ass*

I can't jelly this dick in yo' butt.

Hey Lady.. wut?

idk. Seemed like the perfect opportunity for my favorite joke.