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· 6 years ago
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You could've used a gun. There's usually only about 1% margin of error when using one of them. If you're gonna kill yourself which despite my username you shouldn't do, use a gun.
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dash224
· 6 years ago
Not unless the government takes them away.
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xvarnah
· 6 years ago
I almost added on to your commentary, and then I realized I don't really need to be giving people MORE tips about how to kill themselves effectively
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flyingoctopus
· 6 years ago
12ft deep. Bury a dead dog at 6ft to through off the sniffer dogs.
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flyingoctopus
· 6 years ago
Whoops.
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guest
· 6 years ago
Wish I could upvote this 4 times
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stonedknight
· 6 years ago
They’re job is to save you. If you really wanted to commit suicide, you should have done it somewhere privately. I feel like he did this on purpose with the intent of suing when they saved him
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thethirdi
· 6 years ago
It's technically illegal to commit suicide
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flyingoctopus
· 6 years ago
Aha I just saw this. ... for the hundredth time..
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celticrose
· 6 years ago
It's the first time it's been on here so just keep scrolling
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flyingoctopus
· 6 years ago
The movie chucklenuts...
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