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thatguyyouknow
· 6 years ago
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I'd be playing with the kitty cat all day
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flyingoctopus
· 6 years ago
Use a pussy to attract more pussy, smart.
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guest
· 6 years ago
Kid will be drowning in pussy soon.
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abhinnav
· 6 years ago
But he already has a pussy
guest
· 6 years ago
I just hang out with my Wang out. All the hot girls start masturbating when they see me. Once a girl tried to impregnate herself by pouring my semen from a used condom from my trash can. It didn't work so I had sex with her, but pulled out at the ejaculation. Syke!!
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flyingoctopus
· 6 years ago
Uhhh guest? r/quityourbullshit would like a word with you.
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guest
· 6 years ago
I can send you my used condom if you want to try impregnating yourself.
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flyingoctopus
· 6 years ago
Might be hard considering I'm a dude.
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guest
· 6 years ago
No homo, you can still try, or use it on your girlfriend or wife.
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flyingoctopus
· 6 years ago
I have none of those.
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guest
· 6 years ago
I'll be your bro with benefits,your secret Santa, your godfather. Anything to make you happy.
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deleted
· 6 years ago
r/love
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carbonatedwaffles
· 5 years ago
ಠ_ಠ
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deleted
· 5 years ago
I don't remember this.
