Next time you feel the need to slam the receiver but only have a smartphone:
YOU: ‘I have two questions for you. First question. What has a little dick and hangs upside down?’
THEM: ‘I dunno, what?’
YOU: ‘A bat.’
THEM: ‘Ha ha, very funny.’
YOU: ‘Next question. What has a big dick and hangs up?’
YOU: *ends call*
I really hate hanging up my Iphone. I get a pop-up like every single time and I gotta click that first then click "end call"... and then that takes like 3 taps.
YOU: ‘I have two questions for you. First question. What has a little dick and hangs upside down?’
THEM: ‘I dunno, what?’
YOU: ‘A bat.’
THEM: ‘Ha ha, very funny.’
YOU: ‘Next question. What has a big dick and hangs up?’
YOU: *ends call*