My blood tastes like orange juice and toothpaste

glitter.

...like blood?

Mine would taste like unwarranted confidence and unmatched narcissism

All sodas combined into one.

When you drink mine I'll call the cops

My blood tastes like V8 and Green Goodness juice

Iron and aids. Good luck.

My blood tastes like soup

Hot tea with too much sugar and milk.

Regret, for having read this shit

Mine is seriously caffeinated.

Mine taste like surge and bacon bits.

mine tastes like a lot of resentment
with a hint of Pepsi vanilla

The Sweet disgust of my hatred for flys an mosquitoes.

Regret and procrastination