Ok sad/dark humor story time
See my 2nd oldest brother moved into his first house with his new wife. We were helping him prepare the house because it was a trailer plopped on some land that never been lived on.
So he was mowing his newly fenced back lawn when he stops and says "SHIT". I ask him what happen? He says "Ok so don't tell my wife but... A baby bunny just ran stright into the lawnmower blades. Before I had a chance to stop it or even realize what it was. She is going to be so pissed. Because the same thing happened yesterday when I mowed the front lawn."
Ok so see the thing with my family is to make people feel better when something happens that make you upset we try to make you laugh. Like when my Dad died we shared mainly jokes about him in heaven haveing the best day of his life than realizing that his mother inlaw and grandmother is there lmao.
So when this happen we joked about the baby bunny going oh no something scary I must run to it. That is the safest place. lol
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· 6 years ago
thats sad :s was it a big one you can sit on? or one you need to push?
Well one I was like "the bunny??" Lol but than I realized you ment the lawn mower. lol The lawn mower the first day was a ride one so he switched to a push hopeing to be able to stop encase he sees more but it didn't work.
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· 6 years ago
ah okay :) a mower you can sit on is harder to stop in comparison with one you can push i guess.. so it's understandable.
My dad once did that to a garder snake and for like a week everything I said was just in an absolutely screwed up rage tone.
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· 6 years ago
It happened to me this year. I was using a walk-behind mower. There was something strange moving on the ground. At first glance I thought it might be a dried leaf. It was a tiny baby bunny. Thank God, I didn't hit the thing. When I came through on another pass, it happened again! It was his brother and sister this time. They were lucky too, and scampered away. It made for some nerve-wracking yard maintenance.
I noticed fairly late. See I was a teen and had an argument with my mum. I wanted to sneak out of my window (to go to my aerobic classes, she wouldn't let me). Once outside, I put on my shoes. In the changing room I noticed a huge bloodstain on my sock, thought it was my own, but didn't worry because I had no pain. Once I came back home I found the squished mouse beneath my window. So yeah.
We got almost the same story with my neighbour's combine harvester and a litter of kittens.
Kudos to the perfectly decent human being who abandoned the kitties in a cardboard box in the middle of a wheat field around harvest time.
Silver lining though, one of the kittens had ventured out of the box and found her way to our doorstep, where she still lives. She's my best friend of seven years.
See my 2nd oldest brother moved into his first house with his new wife. We were helping him prepare the house because it was a trailer plopped on some land that never been lived on.
So he was mowing his newly fenced back lawn when he stops and says "SHIT". I ask him what happen? He says "Ok so don't tell my wife but... A baby bunny just ran stright into the lawnmower blades. Before I had a chance to stop it or even realize what it was. She is going to be so pissed. Because the same thing happened yesterday when I mowed the front lawn."
Ok so see the thing with my family is to make people feel better when something happens that make you upset we try to make you laugh. Like when my Dad died we shared mainly jokes about him in heaven haveing the best day of his life than realizing that his mother inlaw and grandmother is there lmao.
So when this happen we joked about the baby bunny going oh no something scary I must run to it. That is the safest place. lol
Kudos to the perfectly decent human being who abandoned the kitties in a cardboard box in the middle of a wheat field around harvest time.
Silver lining though, one of the kittens had ventured out of the box and found her way to our doorstep, where she still lives. She's my best friend of seven years.