I'm assuming the first bit of advice is for a girl you've been dating awhile or your confident will be interested in sleeping with you on the first date? Can honestly say I've never given that any kind of thought- I'd pick the day that's less likely to interfere with all the other stuff going on in my life.
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Changing the font on the commas/periods would make your paper BIGGER, not longer. So if you're after word count, not sure I see this working.
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Getting the haircut the day before your driver's licence is putting a lot of faith on the idea you're going to be very happy with the haircut you got.
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Reading Cosmo for sex tips is like reading playboy for the biographies.
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The movie/dinner thing implies you're not the kind of person to snack at a movie. If you are, you may have just ruined your dinner. But at least you'll have something to talk about.
Or you could let parents buy houses close to schools so the kids don't have hellishly long commutes on dangerous roads? That used to be a thing.
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Use a condom. Unless you're trying to get pregnant.
If you buy a house next to a school so your kids don’t have to commute- they’ll just have to commute once they graduate unless you plan to buy a new house whenever they change schools. If you stay there, that means someone else with kids who are young enough for that school have to commute instead, long after your kids are gone. I wouldn’t want to live near a school either way. Higher incidents of theft, vandalism, property damage, the noise, traffic, but to each their own.
They won't be little kids anymore, then, though. So them commuting isn't as big a deal.
A lot of schools for younger kids have multiple grades, meaning you're usually there at least several years with your kid going to that school, at which point the family may have another kid, or may be ready to move sometime in the future anyway. Either way, they had a better reason to be there afterwards rather than just displacing those families because you want faster snow removal
some people would steal any kind of pen, pencil or even eraser.
source: i am one of these people. i see an unattended writing utensil left behind, i pocket it faster than a chameleon reels in a fly. it's a circle of life. i've lots many pens to people asking me to borrow one for the test or some shit and then /forgetting/ to return it. they're filthy thieves. having personal experience with borrowing pens; i have never ever fucking forgotten that the pen in my hand belongs to someone else who begrudgingly gave it to me after i've humbly made it obvious i'm one of the morons who don't carry any spare pens on their person at all times.
Others have made some good points. I want to mention that “movie before dinner” may not be good advice. Firstly- a lot of people get hangry or can’t concentrate, and you’re more likely to want to fill up on movie concessions. Also- movies theaters are usually open later than restaraunts, and while a movie gives you something to talk about- it also doesn’t allow you to talk or interact with each other. I try to never make an early date a movie, but if I do I prefer to spend time together before the film. You can build rapport and discuss the kinds of films you like and why, expectations for the film, theories, things that tell you more about them as a person than as a film analyst. And I’m flat “no” to living near schools. Massive traffic potential at peak hours, higher potential for getting tickets coming and going from home as well as higher odds of pedestrian accident, noise, and petty crimes and annoyances like people walking on your lawn or stealing from your yard or even your....
... home as well as vandalism, double parking, people parking in or using your drive way, poor street parking and the worries of damage or theft to your vehicle from strangers cars or students, even acccidentslly like a stray ball or a kid on a bike or scooter fallling into your parked car. The older the kids the higher the chances of crime in general, but living near a school is not advisable by me.
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“The coolies will stay soft longer”? What hellhole do you live where the cookies are soft instead of crunchy/crispy?
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Changing the font on the commas/periods would make your paper BIGGER, not longer. So if you're after word count, not sure I see this working.
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Getting the haircut the day before your driver's licence is putting a lot of faith on the idea you're going to be very happy with the haircut you got.
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Reading Cosmo for sex tips is like reading playboy for the biographies.
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The movie/dinner thing implies you're not the kind of person to snack at a movie. If you are, you may have just ruined your dinner. But at least you'll have something to talk about.
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Use a condom. Unless you're trying to get pregnant.
A lot of schools for younger kids have multiple grades, meaning you're usually there at least several years with your kid going to that school, at which point the family may have another kid, or may be ready to move sometime in the future anyway. Either way, they had a better reason to be there afterwards rather than just displacing those families because you want faster snow removal
source: i am one of these people. i see an unattended writing utensil left behind, i pocket it faster than a chameleon reels in a fly. it's a circle of life. i've lots many pens to people asking me to borrow one for the test or some shit and then /forgetting/ to return it. they're filthy thieves. having personal experience with borrowing pens; i have never ever fucking forgotten that the pen in my hand belongs to someone else who begrudgingly gave it to me after i've humbly made it obvious i'm one of the morons who don't carry any spare pens on their person at all times.