My magical crystals will save you, honest

6 years ago by roomrero · 1016 Likes · 7 comments · Popular

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My magical crystals will save you, honest

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purplepumpkin · 6 years ago · FIRST

Well unless you use pure uranium they won't MAKE you die... they're just at the bottom of the efficiency scale along with homeopathy and far behind medicine and a mom's kiss.

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aphelion · 6 years ago

If you use pure uranium you're more likely to GIVE yourself cancer than cure anything you may have.

purplepumpkin · 6 years ago

Yes. That's why I said using it will make you die.

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abhinnav · 6 years ago

I thought she was tryanna become Thanos

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timebender25 · 6 years ago

What a fucking forehead Jesus.
Jacksfilms is jealous of that one.

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violence · 6 years ago

Okay, I believe you

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Steve Jobs believed

My magical crystals will save you, honest

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