I could dangle here

Nope nope no no no

I'ma pass. Maybe find me a house outside the "earthquake dropping me into the sea" zone

That’s a no for me dawg. It’s just too big a risk. Even if we aren’t worried about it falling catastrophically, it looks like it would cost a fortune in maintenance and what not, and he location and layout makes me think it would be a real pain in the ass living there on a day to day basis.

have you never seen "A Series of Unfortunate Events"??

Eventually all that rock holding the house up will degrade via weather and wear and that house will drop into the drink

Yeeeaaah. Nopeee!

Dream House...
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Trampoline on the top of it.. Nope house

Not without a high tech flying suit

Both. Nightmare house.

With my coordination, I'm falling out of that on Day 1

Architect: Let me get this straight... You want your house to look like a soap dispenser, hang off the edge of a cliff and without any plumbing or electrical wiring?? Just a hole at the bottom so you can shit into the ocean and a long straw so you can drink sea water???

Nope house