As a 90s kid I can't remember

Let’s not forget the tremendous sense of accomplishment and envy from your classmates that came when you could peel it off whole and have a perfect replica of your fingerprint.

Right?! Who actually did that?

I knew someone in elementary school who ate it. We were ok friends for awhile until one day he ripped the cover of a magazine I was reading about how to better take care of my ball python. The cover had a picture of an piebald ball python on the cover and I wanted to take it home and put it up on the wall. I snapped and started smacking him in the back of the head. I should have just fed him more glue, coulda done far more damage over time.

I ate glue once when I was six, as a dare. Then I sat and cried for over an hour because I thought I was going to die

I wouldn't want to chew on it either. That nasty.