Apple, take notes

Huawei master race

Wait. You get phone calls? Like, actual phone calls in real life? So, how do I buy one of these functionally superior smartphones with Chinese spyware built in so I can finally have a real verbal conversation with someone other than my mother?

...I mostly get phone calls from my mother

My spyphone is an ispyphone

How does that make me an attention seeker?

I don’t wanna buy another phone....

Bleh. Bloody android master race arse hole