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· 6 years ago
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Let the guy visit the owl, ma'am.
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bethorien
· 6 years ago
I see nothing wrong with this. If anything the owl would develop a bond with the man and him not visiting could make it sad.
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shiftingsands
· 6 years ago
Someone never proofread their spelling
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funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
Fuck all that except the cockatoo, the taxidermist and the dude just wanting to visit the owl.
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guest
· 6 years ago
I legit did not know that cow's milk was bad for a fawn.
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chad_bullet
· 6 years ago
Cow's milk will kill a human baby too.
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mrfahrenheit
· 6 years ago
Well, I know my weapon of choice for the next time I commit infanticide
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scatmandingo
· 6 years ago
You need enough to cover the baby. Then you just hold them at the bottom until they stop moving.
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chad_bullet
· 6 years ago
Woah. Calm down Satan.
bethorien
· 6 years ago
or we could, you know, not
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scatmandingo
· 6 years ago
@mrfahrenheit brought it up. I was just elaborating on methodology.
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chad_bullet
· 6 years ago
Just feed the baby the milk.
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chad_bullet
· 6 years ago
Upon reflection. Feeding it would be a longer more painful death, than your way.
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