Mission accomplished

I mean, I can’t call that stupid because I’d totally buy something like that and I don’t wanna be a hippo-crit

Um, this is clearly fantastic

Hippothetically speaking, it‘s sorta odd for a coffee table but it isn‘t stupid.

Highly impractical.
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I want 12.

Sorry, but you owe your wife an apology, that's not stupid. It's great!

As a wife, I would love this, no hesitation.