Creepy moon

Yo don't you have places to be?

I always see this and then think "So... the other side of the world doesn't have the moon right now? Do they notice?" It really freaks me out. I've never had a night without a moon so... just curious.

We kinda define Night as the time where there is no sun. The moon spends just as much time out in the day as the night. If we defined Night as the time when the moon was out, then we'd be pretty pissed at the Sun for not getting the fucking down too.

It’s sad that the moon works so hard but the sun gets all the praise. Praise the Moon!

I know you're trying to make it sound creepy but to me it's like an overexcited pet and I'm sorry but it makes me happy and now I'm looking forward to seeing the moon tonight. God bless Moonmoon.