tell that to a bad recluse or a black widow. Or, if you ever visit 'straya; a funnel web mate.
I mention bad recluse because most recluse bites are basically nothing... but the .0001% go wrong? Ya gonna wish ya were dead.
In half the US you're bitten by a recluse once a year and you don't know it!
<_< I'm not advocating extermination of recluses... I'm just saying... check shoes.
I mean, check shoes, sure, but don't put them on your pillows where your face goes when you sleep.
Australians have lots of shit that crawls in their shoes and I'm gonna tentatively guess the majority of them don't wear their shoes in bed
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Did I offend someone who sleeps with their shoes on their face? <.< o.O
I'm deathfully afraid of spiders if I see one it's a toss up if I scream, freeze, run, or frantically flail at it with whatever is in my hand. Also
@parisqeen : do you were shoes in bed?
It's a TV show thing. No one I know here wears their shoes in bed, or inside at all for that matter. Sometimes we don't even wear shoes at all anywhere. Spiders aren't really an issue unless you leave your shoes outside, just give them a wack or a shake before you put them on. Shoes off is mostly to keep inside (especially a place where you sleep) clean and dirt free, who knows what you've stepped on during the day.
Sock are one thing, especially to protect from bity things (we have Brown recluses, black widows and SCORPIONS), but not shoes, ESPECIALLY not on your dang pillow like this slob. That is just disgusting.
1) brown recluse bite.
2) Bad recluse bite = 1) ending in disaster.
3) learn adjectives
4) shoes in bed? Who the fuck would actually do that?! That just amplifies your chances of being bitten.
Fun fact about those brown fuckers, their bite eats through muscle and nerves. I got bitten when I 12 or 13 and the wound looked like something out of the Mummy (the good one, not the one with Tom Cruise). I still I have a scar that indents and when you touch it you can feel the slight hollow inside. For YEARS I slept completely clothed, even in the Summer.
as an american, fuck that. My dad raised me worse than Asian rules; that shit don't come inside. I had to do that when I lived with my mom... cuz.. fucking spiders.
And they wonder why I have a goddamn sandal complex and hang all my shoes on my fucking door. Blindspotting dumbasses.... or geniuses... idk...
I try not to do that, but most of my shoes are dress shoes that require shoe horns to put back on. If I'm just home for a bit, I'll be lazy and leave my shoes on. I get annoyed at myself when I put them up on things though.
I mention bad recluse because most recluse bites are basically nothing... but the .0001% go wrong? Ya gonna wish ya were dead.
In half the US you're bitten by a recluse once a year and you don't know it!
<_< I'm not advocating extermination of recluses... I'm just saying... check shoes.
Australians have lots of shit that crawls in their shoes and I'm gonna tentatively guess the majority of them don't wear their shoes in bed
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Did I offend someone who sleeps with their shoes on their face? <.< o.O
@parisqeen : do you were shoes in bed?
2) Bad recluse bite = 1) ending in disaster.
3) learn adjectives
4) shoes in bed? Who the fuck would actually do that?! That just amplifies your chances of being bitten.
And they wonder why I have a goddamn sandal complex and hang all my shoes on my fucking door. Blindspotting dumbasses.... or geniuses... idk...
Lmao