I stopped reading exactly there. Especially with that stretchy underarmor fabric for one... have you TRIED to take a nude shit at your own bathroom while trying to get those up and down and not getting a foot caught and then prancing around in a circle?! <_< is that just me who has a thing with their wiping hand and rinses and just get everything wet and complicated?
humans can't be fully hermaphroditic as only one type of genitals can function if both are equipped as your knowledge of these things suggests you are intersex
*end semantics nitpicking*
<_< When I have trouble when they are dry and complicated I call them wife.
Boxers are the best things since sliced bread.
-wash your hands before you touch your genitals. (And after, preferably)
*end semantics nitpicking*