Anyone wanna try this and see what happens

And I’m sure they would dissolve in the contact solution.

This whole concept only sounds plausible to someone who's never actually used contacts before. Those of us who do wouldn't be fooled for many reason's including what @the_grinch said. Kinda like swapping someones car out with a pickup and expecting them to get in and attempt to start it with their key.

And as far as I know contacts aren’t flexible?

They are for the most part really flexible. Only "hard" ones made of glass aren't and those are not as common anymore.

Remind me to never cook for you to protect your life

Never cook for me if you want any spice in your meals, my tongue is the whitest of white girls

Uhhh.... that’s a given. Don’t know why you dragged this back from the grave.
I don’t think anyone that uses this site is an idiot. Bots don’t have eye nerves

Sshh