Cows go moo

Uhhhh guys watch out, I'm pretty sure that's one of those GMO cows.

This is my favourite gif on the entire internet!

diddle diddle diddle

Ah yes. From the Smithsonian archives. The common bovine ancestor walked on its nipples. This was very slow and uncomfortable, and made it impossible to keep on the move while nursing. So over tens of thousands of years cows evolved legs, and became the dominant apex predators until humans invented the cross bow, and later the bow and arrow (the term “bow” coming from “bowavine”- the Sumerian root of the modern English “bovine”), and were able to finally oppose the legged cow, which opened up the ability for ancient humans to migrate across the Eurasian land bridge.

I hate this so much. Have an upthumb.

udderly fascinating

Cursed gif