You rub the chapstick onto your index finger then apply it to your lips with that finger. Or, you hold it as close to the balm as possible and apply it in vertical strokes rather than by drawing a circle around your lips. You didn’t know that? I bet you don’t break off chunks of your banana with your fingers rather than bite it or bite into your popsicle rather than lick it, either. Like you’re all emotionally secure in your sexual identity, or something. (@caqrl is this one of your old accounts being ‘repurposed’?)
That is being a man. And applying chapstick like a man. And eating a banana like a man. That man just doesn’t want anyone to think that he enjoys feeling fabulous, that’s all. *frantically chugs beer* *furiously chops wood* *aggressively watches football* *nervously prays no one sees through hypermasculine veneer*
Everything a man does is "doing it like a man". He is a man. Sometimes we shouldn't compare ourselves that much to stereotypes and idols.
Sorry, I seem to be in an unfunny mood right now.
#german
Use your teeth to take the cap off, hold cap in mouth while applying, use teeth to put cap back on. People are so amazed & shocked that they don't notice your crippling addiction to chapstick making you any less masculine...
Sorry, I seem to be in an unfunny mood right now.
#german