No no no. This happened back around 1957 when public schools had funding. That little boy who got his scrotum pierced by a European who fled the county after? His name was Donald J. Trump. He promptly transferred to Kew-Forest private school and his father had all the records of his public school tenure covered up. But the incident was not the end for Donald.... he always felt... less... and needed to prove that he wasn’t some looser with a scar on his sack and one nut who couldn’t beat a European in a fight. From that day forward he held an intense distrust and fear of all foreign people, thinking they were all dangerous and sneaky nut piercers who disappeared in the night. He also worried for the day the true nut slayer would come back and take his other nut. It shaped his life and set him on his life long path with that one purpose behind all he did- like going to the kgb and promising certain favors if they were to find the nut slayer and brin Donald justice....
Yeah. There was a brick wall at my elementary school that ran on the far side of the soccer field and then around a playground behind it (this made it so unless they physically went out there, no teacher could see you if you were on the other side of the soccer field). One day we knocked off an underlying brick from the wall. On the other side, the side that would let me back into my gated community and back to my house,, there were bushes that hid what would become the hole. Dudeman (hard to call him a friend) Fabio lived directly across the street from the hole and planted a hammer there one day and we proceeded to expand the hole during recess. For 3 years any of us could run out through the hole and get to our houses to grab snacks and get back in time. There were something like 7 of us who used the hole and nobody ever ratted. It took them 3 fucking years to find it.. and they only found it because of a freeze that killed the bushes and then the local patrol saw it and reported it
"Can you imagine being the bloke
With a stitch in their scrote"
“Not America? Yup.”
“Speaks another language... yup.”
“It checks out. They must be Europe.”