Joey at his best

It's a Friends reference

It's a white pretentious early 20's something hipster trying to impress a faux vegan hippie chick at a party... Probably while drinking a microbrew craft beer. We're just a "anyway, here's Wonderwall," from wanting to stab ourselves in the head with an ice pick.

You really want to impress me? Backpack across EASTERN Europe.

Actually just a friends reference which gets joey laid every time and that Rachel eventually uses on Ross

Ah, but why settle for such simplicity when you can woo and win with silver words, instead? :P

"Fuck me" is two characters shorter.