The accuracy is uncanny

I have no idea but apparently I've vastly misunderstood marine corps culture in the past if this picture is anything to go by

They’re shirtless because the ball is in the summer and the leather strappy thingies are to hold their jock straps up so they don’t fall down in their fatigues while doing training drills. See the fat guy with the camo hat? That proves it’s a Marines event. I know because I’ve once seen a military person.

You seem well-versed in this subject @granlobomalo . One might say even a little... TOO well-versed <.< >.> <.<

Of army of lovers?