nap

Too inaccurate, that well rested wedge is way too big

You forgot to add sore

You forgot to add “with a line on your face”

You forgot to add “in someone else’s underwear, underneath a bridge, and missing vital organs”

horny

With a migraine.

Lodged between two dogs :)

So, in order to feel well rested your nap needs to be either 25-30 mins long (to prevent going into deep sleep) or 90 mins (full sleep cycle). This article goes into a little more detail: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/napping-tips-expert-strat_n_3320571