My mom is scary as hell when she sneezes. When we were on a 4 LANE HIGH WAY SHE SNEEZED AT THE LEAST 6 TIMES IN A ROW!! THAN SHE TURNED TO ME AND SAID "I hate when I sneeze like that. I always have to close my eyes after for a minute or my vision is blurry."
I said "PULL OVER NOW!!!"
She just laughed. SERIOUSLY SHE JUST LAUGHED!!!!
Mean while my life flashed before my eyes.
When my dad first met my mum's family, one of the first thing my uncle (mum's little brother) said to him was, "Have you heard her sneeze?"
Nothing whatsoever against mum, but it was a perfectly fair question. I've heard airplanes taking off that rate lower on the decibel scale than her gale-force sneezes.
I said "PULL OVER NOW!!!"
She just laughed. SERIOUSLY SHE JUST LAUGHED!!!!
Mean while my life flashed before my eyes.
He's had complaints from neighbors.
Nothing whatsoever against mum, but it was a perfectly fair question. I've heard airplanes taking off that rate lower on the decibel scale than her gale-force sneezes.