*Nods in awkward*

Stand there like an idiot and think of how to keep your hands. :3

I sit there and bask in the glory of being celebrated bc my ego is bigger than my stomach

The Macarena. Slowly, as a show of power

Chug.

Furiously masturbate?

I got it. Let's just make it a thing that you start blowing out the candles as the song starts and try to time it so you finish by the end.

I usually just breathe, but I guess that's just me.

smile and clap wildly

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I daaaance~~~