Why are we questioning the dogs?

Well... Yes.. But for flat-earthers.

Yes, and it's delicious

This makes me angry

nope, in order for it to be a sandwich you have to be able to hold it and eat it in one hand, as it was invented so that the Earl Of Sandwich could gamble while he ate. The giant sandwiches are still sandwiches as they could be used by giants.

No, this is madness!

when you bite it, does it go-in in layers ?
if not, not a sandwich

no, this is an abomination

No, this is a sin