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"We award the prosecution 25 million dolllars."
"What, but he was only suing for 250 thousand!"
"His name is Gaylord, I think he deserves more than 250 thousand"

Look at that smug face

Honestly I'll never understand this name. Like... how did anyone think of that? Even if I take it as "Happy Jesus" it's fucking weird.

Mah man looks like a Gaylord. What would he call himself if not Gaylord?

You are always allowed to change your name though

How much do you have to hate your own parents? He could have just changed his name at 18 like any normal person.