Stimulating impolite Clam

It's Plato, but he came to work drunk and he has tenure, so he doesn't care anymore

That makes sense..

I think what happened is the guy on the right got a girl's number the night before and tried to text her the next day. Instead, he got a response from Papa John's, which implies she gave him a fake number. However, he decides to be chill about it and just order a pizza, and the Papa John's employee suddenly remembers that she gave him her number the night before but didn't realize it was him texting her. They then agree to go on a date. It's a cute plot twist.

nono its more like the person on the right is the girl. We can see that when she says "I hate it when guys ask for a girl's number and never text", which indicates that the dude asked for her number, and didnt text her, so she began texting him instead. but then the boy was employee at papa johns, and... yeah. the rest of the story shud fit into your description

its like shes pissed that the boy asked for the number and didnt text her after